Take The “No More Fat Chicks” Oath

Please raise yer right hand, and repeat after me:

I solemnly swear
To do my best
And leave fat chicks alone
To never feel sorry for them
And not to have sex with them
Until all rolls of nasty blubber
And all indications of blubber
Including bubble butts
Thunder thighs
And blubber covered ankles
Have vanished off her body completely